February 2011
40 posts
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Lilani: would you like a male stripper on your behalf at our Vday/Aday potluck?
Drea: absolutely not
Lilani: fine.
Drea: you should not threaten me this way. you're getting married soon.
Lilani: this is true.
Lilani: i take this ALL back.
Lilani: please forget EVERYTHING.
Lilani: please.
January 2011
48 posts
Crystal: Let me tell you about Sundays living with Amanda. I'd go in her room and wake her up... Sometimes there was a boy in there. And then I'd get in her bed and wait for her to get up...
Jill: With the boy in the bed??
Crystal and Amanda: Yeah!
Andrea: I love college.
WatchSummer 2010 (source: Aura)
[Deep Thoughts] I think that if car manufacturers just made fewer models with fewer add-ons, they’d sell more cars. (Trader Joe’s Philosophy.) (See also: I Hate Making Decisions Philosophy and Buying A Car Is Stressful Philosophy.)
“No matter what they wish for, no matter how far they go, people can never be...”
– Haruki Murakami, Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman (via quotewhore)
The One Where I Give Myself a Pep Talk About - Of... →
When a pen stops writing, you have two options: throw it out, or scribble it around on the paper until the ink appears again. - Smart, Pretty, and Awkward, which is actually a cute blog.
I have…
No. I am serious.
Drea: So I got invited to a wedding on Facebook today.
Everyone in the Universe: Shut the fuck up.
[Deep Thoughts] Okay, here — Tron: Legacy/ Daft Punk did not get nominated for best score for the same reason that Scott Pilgrim did not get nominated for VFX. The reason? PEOPLE IN THE ACADEMY ARE OLD. If you have a problem with that, watch the MTV awards.
What Your 16-Hour Workday Says About You!
jessiechar:
You’re a really hard worker
Your time is poorly managed
You don’t know what to do with your life
Your boss knows you’re gullible
At least 40% of your diet consists of pre-packaged food
You send out work emails at inappropriate hours
You have no perspective on life
You don’t sleep enough for proper brain function
You have very little self-respect
Your salary should be higher,...
25 January 2011 — The Day I Switched to Full-Manual RAW. Just thought it was worth noting.
Drea: I've also started to accept how dirty/tired/hungry/dehydrated/drunk/high/hungover I'm going to be.
Stephen: As long as you're okay with that mentally, you have nothing to worry about.
[Deep Thoughts] Okay, I’m not going to lie. Yesterday when I got dressed, I looked myself in the mirror and actually played the game “Homeless or Hipster.” Guess what? Either way, I LOSE.
Julian: Is it like a date?
Drea: Sorta...?
Julian: What do you mean, 'Sorta??' Is it a bootie call?
Drea: No!
Julian: Then what is it? Because it sounds like a waste of time!
Drea: IT IS A WASTE OF TIME. YEEEESSS. This is why I like talking to you.
“You seem really fun and inappropriate.”
– Could that possibly be the best compliment since the invention of flattery?
“What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
I learned a new word!
Amy: this could be your last first date! you could fall in love!
Drea: you have to stop now.
Amy: see? i AM an aptimist
Drea: LOL WHAT
Amy: or an optimist
Amy: aptimist means asshole, apparently
[Deep Thoughts] If I tell you what to do, and your response is, “I’ll figure it out,” then you are WRONG. You will not figure it out, because I just explained it to you.
Also, do your own follow-up.
"I once read that religion doesn’t give you the... →
Again, Jaime says it better than I ever could have.
The One With Things I Am Thinking About Lately, 11 →
To the people who played Hurley’s numbers on the Mega Million Dollar Powerball Woo-Hoo Lottery or whatever it’s called — WHAT. Were we watching the same show?? Okay, so you won $150…
The One With Intentions →
One year, I actually kept a New Year’s Resolution. (You may now high-five me.)
The resolution was: Eat at 2+ new restaurants a month. If you know me, you know that’s a pretty low-hanging goal….
“Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with...”
– Dale Carnegie (via youngbrooklyn)
“Promise yourself to be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind....”
– Christine D. Larson (via GenPink)