Dear Physical Therapist, I thought you were a little wacked out when you told me to make a self-neck-massager out of 2 tennis balls, a sock, and a wall but - HOLY SHIT. Miracle. (Also, I’m out of shape. Squats? EFF.)
17 Nov 09
"I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your whole life breaks down. That’s the moment when you have to somehow choose what your life is going to be about."
Chuck Palahniuk (via mascarah)
13 Nov 09
This is where all my bad ideas come from.
- Andrea: there is something quite appealing about knowing a person will make out with you
- Ben: yeh
- Andrea: i mean, usually i have to figure it out on my own
- Andrea: and often the answer is yes
- Andrea: but on the off chance it's not, one must be extra-aware.
- Ben: i'm pretty sure you could make out with 99% of the people you tried
- Andrea: hm
- Andrea: THAT could be an interesting experiment
- Ben: YES
9 Nov 09
7 Nov 09
For some reason, I thought this truck filled with tires was interesting the other morning. This morning, not so much.
4 Nov 09
"The universe only makes sense when we have someone to share our feelings with."
Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes (via 52hearts)
30 Oct 09
Zzing chocolate bars!
me: http://www.zingermans.com/Product.aspx?ProductID=P-ZZG
buy me that.
him: um…because you asked so nicely.
give me $6
me: don’t you mean “give me $6, please?”
him: normally, yes.
me: honey nougat peanut butter!
him: i kinda just want a nappy nap nap nappy
me: then i guess neither of us are going to get what we want.
[long pause]
i’m so calling you honey nougat peanut butter from now on.
him: I guess that makes you nap
me: :)
29 Oct 09
